You ever have the urge to just...do something really bad because it would be fun?

I have not done it yet, but I want someone religious...no, someone EXTREMELY religious to find me, try to convert me, and then I just fuck with them. xD

***Now, I respect every religion and each of their beliefs. I think religion is a respectable form of morality, even if I don't personally celebrate my own religion (Judaism). The thing I wanna punch holes at are those branch of extremists who feel it is "their duty" to convert every known being into their religion, mainly into Christianity. You know, those people who come up out of no where and want to talk to you about Jesus Christ and why you need to accept him...repeat, why you NEED to accept him, because your way of life is inadequate unless you pour every single ounce of your faith into Jesus Christ....I remind you all, I'm only talking about those crazy types of peoples, not the ones who are tolerable and fine with the set of morals given to them and them alone.

I just wanna have the luck of running into one of these crazy types of people, and have the honor of totally screwing with them, and since it's most likely to be Christianity, it'd probably be along the lines of:

Crazy person: Hello, excuse me, ma'am, do you have a second. I'd just like to talk to you for a moment about our lord and savors Jesus Christ.

Me: Um...ok....

Crazy person: *ten minutes of conversation later* ...and that's why you should accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

Me: Sounds like a great man.

Crazy person: I take it you'd like to convert.

Me: Well, I don't know, is it a problem if I don't?

Crazy person: Well, I'd say the sooner you convert, the sooner you save your soul from eternal damnation.

Me: ........yeaaaah, I'll consider it, but you must do a favor for me now.

Crazy person: Oh, and what's that?

(Answer 1)

Me: Repent for your sin.... fascist. ><

(Answer 2)

Me: Well, I'd like to talk to you about my lord and savior, Gregor Mendel, father of natural selection. ^^

(Answer three)

Me: Respect my crazy way of living and I'll respect your crazy way of living.


It probably would never go like that, but one can dream. But i'm not gonna look around on the internet for a fight. The person has to be the one to find me and start the fight, because I'm not going to be one of those assholes who starts fights with people who haven't even said one word to them. It's only fair, right?


~Wingz